Better than sex.
Just recieved an A+ on a paper, so I'm feeling groovy. Groovy enough to gather together a few things to share with you on this Wednesday night. I still can't believe that I aced that essay. The professor, one of the toughest at my school, said that my work was "professional in style and content." Wow. I probably shouldn't tell this esteemed scholar that I wrote this in 2 hours while guzzling wine and updating my porn blog. And I turned it in 3 days late. God must love me... or I'm just supremely talented.
Well, here are some things that caught my attention today, and absolutely must be documented...
We will let Gnarls Barkley's cover of Radiohead's "Reckoner" serve as our soundtrack for the evening. Ceelo's vocals are way more intense than Thom Yorke's, but this is a great rendition. Danger Mouse is obviously under the influence in this clip.
Radiohead is the new Official BBWF band. Look for new music from Thom and the boys later in 2010.
...I must acknowledge the passing of 80s icon Corey Haim. I can't add anything to the things that have already been said, but I will just say that it is truly a tragedy when someone dies at the age of 38. Even though he may never have been an A-lister again, Corey had so much more to offer this world, and its a fucking shame that his life ended this way. Here is a link to Sandy Cohen's column. (Associated Press)
... I made my Wednesday trip to PlumperPass today, and look what awaited me. I was in the library at school when I saw this and nearly fell out of my chair.
Your eyes do not deceive you; that is in fact the gorgeous Peaches Larue in a threesome. I haven't watched the update (but I will... and not just once), but I am sure this will be one of the most popular shoots that PP has ever done. Peaches is one of the all-time greats in BBW porn. She is particularly intriguing to me because of her age, and her hoarse voice is intoxicating. Enjoy this one, kids. Peaches recently said in an interview that she may not be in the business much longer.
You also may notice that the scene features not one, but two big black cocks. I understand that this matters to some of you.
Here are a few more pics from the update:
I've said it once, and I will say it many more times: Support PlumperPass!
Below is some other hardcore action from Peaches:
He's baaaack! I am so happy to see the return of Don Carlos. He is another worshipper of plus-size goddesses, and his blog has always been one of the classiest and most respectful adult blogs on the Web. Without Don, there would be no BBWF. I patterned what I do in many ways after the way Don handles his site. BBWF is a crappier version of Don's Gallery, and I wear that distinction with pride. Go and check out his newest post, which features the very beautiful Taffy Spanx. Welcome back Sir! We missed ya.
... I will leave you with words from the British poet William Blake, from "To the Muses"
How have you left the antient love
That bards of old enjoy'd in you!
The languid strings do scarcely move!
The sound is forc'd, the notes are few!
Damn, I miss that girl!
Goodnight, lovely people.