Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Spring Break, Day 2

My Spring Break is still sucking epic amounts of ass, but I'm making the most of it. I haven't been to any wild parties or smoked any good bud, but there are some positives: I have a fresh bottle of Australian Cabernet Sauvignon, and I've watched a ton of porn. And I have a few things to share with you, if that's okay...

The Official ipod of BBWF

... we'll go to the ipod for Audioslave's "Man or Animal." A nice rowdy song to stir us up a bit. I've been on a bit of a Chris Cornell kick lately, for some strange reason.


It is technically Booby Tuesday here at BBWF, so we offer some of the best breasts God ever created. They belong to the lovely Simone Stevens. She has another breathtaking update on PlumperPass this week, and it may be her best yet. This woman is my favorite hardcore performer at the moment, and somehow she keeps outdoing herself with every new shoot. Someone must have informed Simone of how sexy she is when she verbalizes her pleasure, because she is extremely talkative in this update. Listening to this woman talk dirty is as sexy as watching her fuck, and PP treats us to both in one of the most animalistic, passionate BBW romps I've ever witnessed. Go and check it out.

... Our Freudian Slip of the week comes to us from college basketball analyst Clark Kellogg. I wanted to post this yesterday, but my sister fell ill, and I couldn't get to the Net. But over the weekend, we learned a lot about what Mr. Kellogg likes to do in the off season.

This is no accident, people. The words "bang bus" have nothing to do with basketball. Dude watches porn, and its on his mind even when trying to talk about his (other) favorite sport. At least it's quality stuff. While bangbros doesn't always acknowledge the beauty of BBWs, and they are a bit disrespectful at times, particularly on Kellogg's fave site, it is one of the most well-produced sites in the industry.

On behalf of bangbros, I'd like to thank Kellogg for the free advertising.


... As I was listening to my favorite Houston radio show this morning, a reference was made to this story. Donna Simpson of New Jersey, a 600-pound woman, is currently on a mission to gain 400 more pounds to reach her goal of 1000. Her significant other is supporting her fully in this endeavor.

Hearing non-FAs talk about this woman was interesting. And offensive. They made cruel jokes about this woman's appearance and her eating habits. The conversation also veered into a discussion about the BBW community, and of course this only provided more joke fodder. The fuckers also evoked the word "fetish" and made it sound as if it is some sort of sickness for guys to appreciate larger women. I'll always love this show and this radio station, but I hate being characterized as some sort of deviant because I appreciate a certain type of woman.

In regards to Simpson's story, I am not a feeder, but I do respect the feeder community. I am not in favor of the health risks involved in Simpson's or other feedee's goals, and I will be upfront about that. I would hate to see a woman die in the process of gaining, but I respect a woman's right to choose her own lifestyle, and I think the public should do the same.


SSBBW Kellie Kay is an avid feedee (check out her new blog!), and while I am not turned on by the act of feeding, she is one of my favorite BBWs, and one of the sexiest, in my opinion, as well as one of my favorite people on the Net. I wish Kellie, Simpson, and all other women the best in their weight gaining adventures.

... Below we have some nasty Euro porn:
I'm not sure who the performers are, but I absolutely love the passion in this scene. There is nothing fetishy or kinky about the scene; it's just pure lust and passion, and in my opinion, it is the best type of porn. It simply illustrates the sublimity of sex, and I think it's beautiful.

... In tech geek news, the Moto Backflip recently arrived on AT&T, and even though I possess a superior Android phone in the Nexus One, this little gadget is very intriguing. I was hoping it could be a low-end Android device for T-Moblie, but that was not to be. Below is a hands-on clip from Android Central. It looks cool, but the video reveals that its really fucking slow as well.

... I am excited about basketball in March for the first time in years, as my Houston Cougars prepare to face Maryland on Friday. I am a realist, and I know that my team will be destroyed in that game, but it's wonderful just to have an invitation to the big dance.

Here are my useless Final Four predictions: Kansas, Kansas State, Baylor, Kentucky. My national champion: Kansas.

I am by no means an expert on this, and I am very nervous about putting three Big 12 teams in the Final Four, but NCAA brackets are like assholes and opinions.

Look for BBWF's own special brand of March Madness at some point before the tourney begins.

... This morning I heard about the 4.4 magnitude quake that hit southern California, so as I leave you, I'll send my best to those of you who experienced this. I realize this is a mild seismic episode, but it was probably startling to some, and I hope everyone is okay. I have family and friends in the area, including one special internet acquaintance, so I'm glad it wasn't more severe.

I will now try to make the most of the rest of my Spring Break. Later, people!

1 comment:

  1. I'm with you on the feeder/feedee thing, as it has never done anything for me, but who am I to disrespect the folks involved? They ain't hurtin' nobody.
    And yes, Kellie is amazing. I've been a fan of that lady for a long time.