Saturday, September 12, 2009

Honey I shrunk the Black porn star







Today we will take a look at the new Delotta Brown. I noticed in a recent shoot for Real BLACK MILFS, that there is a lot less of Delotta to love these days.

I am a little disappointed, being a bbw lover and all, but I must say that Delotta looks better than ever. She still has those sexy eyes and her breasts are still lovely even though they may be a bit smaller.

Even as a BBW enthusiast, I still find Delotta very appealing. And, really, she was never truly a BBW in the classic sense. She just had the curviness that many Black women are known for. I miss the old T&A, but I am happy for Delotta. She is probably feeling much healthier these days, and I am sure that her career is about to take off. Maybe she will even get her own website soon.

The pics are from different times in Delotta's career. You can see the changes in her body, and the noticeable decrease in fleshiness. Oh well. She may not be invited to fuck and suck on plumperpass anymore, but Delotta is still one of my favorites.
Do you like the new (and improved?) Delotta. Let me know in the comments.

Enjoy your Saturday, people!

Friday, September 11, 2009

Where were you on this day?




Okay people, time for a BBW porn freak to reflect.  Today is the anniversary of the most dreadful day in the history of our great country.  Take a few minutes to remember where you were, what you were doing, and how that event changed your life.  While many people have probably forgotten-- and let's face it, if you're here looking for a naked fat chick, it's not exactly at the forefront of your conciousness-- this country will never be the way it was before 9/11/2001.

And that fucker Bin Laden is still on the loose.  

Well, as is the custom here, we have beautiful young lady who has provided some nice new jerkoff material.  Her name is Tiana, and you can find her hardcore debut here: Plumper Pass.  This chick is nasty.  Real nasty.  She performs fellatio so intensely that I am surprised that the not-so-well-endowed young man was able to "last" through the rest of the scene.  And she has one of the cutest bellies that I have ever seen.  

Enjoy the young lady, but do not forget what happened on this day.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Correction


Tonight's game (where that shitty team from Tennessee get its ass kicked in Pittsburgh) is actually on NBC.  

And the young lady kind enough to let us stare deep into her snatch is Mirage.  

Enjoy the game!

Happy birthday Kayanee!!!!!


I have learned via Twitter that today is KayaNee's  birthday.  This young lady is one of the sexiest models in the industry, and she is obviously very stunning.  I am holding out hope that she will one day finally give us some hardcore.  It's weird (and very disappointing) how most SSBBWs choose not to fuck and suck.  Oh well.  When you're as breathtaking as KayaNee, you probably don't need to.  

Be sure to visit the KayaNee website, and give her your money.  Enjoy!

Are you ready for some football?




(pictured: noted Steeler fan, Eric (see the tattoo) as he gets ready to pound De De Bloom, the lovely and gratuitously placed Simone in full masturbation mode)

Well, its that time of year again.  I finally get to enjoy my second favorite sport (next to porn, of course).  Another season brings great expectations for NFL fans everywhere (except in Detroit).  Yours truly is no different. 

 Be sure to check out Eric's Steelers as they kick the living shit out of my least favorite team in the league tonight on NFL network.  

As if you care, I will now go on the record with my predictions for the season.

AFC  

Division Winners
East-Patriots  
West-Chargers
North-Steelers
South-Titans

Wild Cards
Colts
Ravens

NFC

Division Winners
East-Eagles
West-Seahawks
North-Packers
South-Panthers

Wild Cards
Vikings
Giants

Super Bowl Matchup: Packers v. Titans (Fuck you, Bud Adams)
Champion: Green Bay Packers

There you go, people.  Your NFL predictions from a bbw porn freak.  I hope my expert opinion enables you to win office pools and multi-game parlays everywhere.  

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Product placement?


(pictured: Tiffany Blake, plumperpass.com)

The latest update at Plumper Pass, features a very sexy third character.  No, not that asshole Sanchez.  It is the very beautiful silver Macbook Pro.  If Tiffany wasn't the perfect plumper, that gorgeous laptop might have stolen the show.  

Yes, people. Skinnyuglyguy is a member of the Cult of Mac.  Enjoy!

UPDATE: This scene features one of the sexiest "reverse cowboy" fucks ever! Wow!  

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Fuck my Life!!!!!!!!




Had a bad day:  
-Hard day trying to study.  I felt completely lost in class.  
-A silly bitch got it into her head that I was looking at her, and because I am skinnyuglyguy, she instantly thought I was obsessed with her.  She now watches me incessantly.  Bitch, I was not looking at you!  Even as a guy who watches tons of porn, and has a blog to prove it, I would never even think about a bitch like you in that way.  This bitch is certainly not ugly, but I am simply not at all interested. 

 Anyway, since I can't say it to her face (I'm really a nice guy), I will say it here:

 FUCK YOU, YOU SELF-ABSORBED, EGOTISTICAL BITCH!!!!!!!

Oh well.  To cheer me up, I have posted some pics of a woman who I am obsessed with: the lovely Maria Moore.  Enjoy.