Booby Tuesday!!

What the fuck?! Is it Tuesday already? I am fucking amazed at how fast these days are turning around. Wow... I better get to work.

But before I do, I will call your attention to one of the absolute wonders of the porn world. Her name is Mz Diva, and I think you can see the reasons that she has found herself at BBWF on a Tuesday. Her unbelievable breasts put this beautiful young lady in a class by herself.

She has been working in the business for some time now, as a web model, hardcore performer, and webcammer. And she has a very impressive website that you absolutely must visit.

Below are a couple of shots from her site. Enjoy!

Happy Birthday Desiree!!!!

We interrupt the parade of plus-size Nubian goddesses to wish a happy birthday to one of our favorite BBW superstars. Desiree Devine, who has made some of the hottest porn ever captured on video, is a year better today. Enjoy your day, Desiree!

Remember to visit Desiree's blog... her website (you'll love her theme music)... and follow her on Twitter.

Below are pics from her most recent and ridiculously torrid, plumperpass shoot, in my humble opinion, some of the best she's ever taken.

BBWF Gone Black

I was walking across the campus of one of our nation's fine universities the other day, and I encountered a skinny (very skinny, the kind of skinny that conjures images of starving Sudanese children), white woman. Obviously very aware of her supposed hotness, she immediately began vigorously adjusting her clothes to cover any portion of her rail-thin frame that I might see. As I passed her, she gave me a look of sheer paranoia. I wish I could have told her that instead of lusting after her, I really wanted to offer her a McDonald's gift card.

Later that same day, I encountered a Black BBW, dressed in impossibly tight jeans and a form-fitting blouse that had no prayer of containing her breasts, who made my jaw drop to the floor. I could barely take my eyes off of her, but she did not even notice me. In fact, she seemed to be very self-conscious and a bit bashful about her appearance.

This made me think a little about how under appreciated BBWs, and particularly African-American BBWs, are in this society. The skinny white woman, who was, in all fairness, very pretty, was much too prideful, while the Black BBW, who I would have dropped to my knees and worshipped, had no clue of how incredible she looked.

With this in mind, I am dedicating this week's posts to the beauty of the African-American BBW. I have noticed that BBWF has not really given them their due, and this week BBWF will atone.

Today, we have Zena, who is definitely worthy of worship. Enjoy!

More Droid Stuff

Below are a couple of videos from smartphone expert Salomondrin, who gives a pretty comprehensive explanation of the many features of the new Motorola Droid from Verizon. I love the way this guy talks, but I can't really place his accent. That screen looks fucking amazing in these videos. It's like porn for tech geeks.

We also have some awesome new shots from my favorite BBW of all time. Enjoy!

Droid Day!

Above: the Droid (photo courtesy of engadget.com)

This is an interesting day for geeks like me, who are into the whole smartphone phenomenon. With the release of every new “it” phone, hundreds of losers gadget enthusiasts line up outside of their chosen service provider and eagerly relish their chance to hold the new technology in their hands (and possibly have creepy tech sex with it later on).

Today, Verizon customers finally get their hands on the Motorola Droid, the highly anticipated new Android handset. As a T-Mobile guy and Android user, I have to admit that I’m a little jealous. This phone looks amazing, and it has features that no phone in its class has shown before. It is the thinnest handset I’ve ever seen that boasts a touchscreen and a full qwerty keyboard, and that screen is a whopping 3.7 inches, which is bigger than the iphone’s.

The Droid has received a great deal of hype in the past few weeks, as Motorola and Verizon have initiated a pretty aggressive and creative marketing campaign. They have even directly challenged the beast that is the iphone. The impact of this campaign, as well as the quality of the phone itself, remains to be seen. That said, this phone looks intriguing, and I am a little bummed today that I can’t stand in line with the other people who need to get a life smartphone enthusiasts.

I’ve included a video from phonedog.com, an awesome tech website that specializes in cell phones, that compares the Droid and the iphone.

We also have some gratuitous Friday nudity from BBW superstar Glory Foxxx, via Plumperpass.

Booby Tuesday!!!

Okay, on your knees, people. Today we spend our weekly worship time gazing at a triumvirate of well-endowed goddesses. Enjoy!

Don't know who this is, but damn!

April Mckenzie, from her most recent Plumperpass shoot.

Simone, and her lovely nipples.

Bittersweet

Well, people, we have reached the midway point in the NFL season and my boys, the Houston Texans, (you know, America's team) are 5-3 and tied for the last playoff spot in the AFC, both firsts in the history of the franchise. I know, that's sounds pretty pathetic, but if you're a Texans fan you have to be feeling very good right now.

That is until you realize that, in the midst of the revelry following the 31-10 ass-kicking of the dreadful Buffalo Bills, Owen Daniels, the Texans' Pro Bowl tight end has a torn knee ligament and will likely miss the rest of this season. On behalf of Texan fans everywhere, I will express my frustration as eloquently as I can: Fuck!!!!!!!!!!

Daniels has established himself as one of the very best tight ends in the NFL. He has unbelievable hands, giving him the ability to catch virtually anything Matt Schaub throws his way. Since he was drafted in the 4th round out of Wisconsin in 2006, Daniels has become the Texans' most reliable reciever next to the football god that is Andre Johnson. He is currently second in the league among TEs with 40 receptions for 519 yards, averaging 13 yards per catch, phenomenal numbers that would have paid big dividends after the season. Yep, this isn't just disappointing for the fans; Daniels was in a contract year and looking for a pay upgrade at some point.

There is still hope, as the Texans have a young rookie stud in James Casey to replace Daniels. And with all of the other weapons at coach Gary Kubiak's disposal, the Texans still will have one of the most dangerous offenses in the league. Nevertheless, this is still a kick in the balls to a fan base whose testicles are already quite sore. Oh well. Injuries are part of the game. And hey, at least we got the Colts next week.

I noticed that there have been 3 consecutive posts without nudity, so below is my attempt to atone for that most grievous oversight. They are from Maria Moore's recent Plumperpass shoot. Enjoy!