Cat Fight!!!

No porn today, but this may be better...

Highlights:

- The narrator, who has no real interest in helping diffuse the situation

- Racial slurs

- The randon perv that just has to tap one of the fighters on the ass

There are some interesting sociological aspects of this that bear some discussion, but I'll turn my brain off and just enjoy the chaos... I suggest you do the same.

Hope you enjoy, and be careful out there, kids...

New Radiohead...

Faye Daniels (check out her blog)

"Lotus Flower" from King of Limbs, released yesterday (I like it!)

One of my favorite bands is back today with a new album. In true Radiohead fashion, they have an unconventional method of dissemination. You can download the album here.

By most if the accounts I've seen so far, this isn't a life-changing piece of work. I'll judge for myself later tonight. Here is one rather lukewarm review.

This post is also meant to let you people know that I'm still alive.

Later kids.

Super Sunday!

My fridge contains a lot more alcohol than usual, so I'm either really depressed or the Super Bowl is today. I've decided to skip all of the bullshit today and just focus on the game. All pre-game crap is pretty useless unless a player gets seriously injured or gets busted for drugs or hookers, so I'll only be watching the football and the commercials. Remember back in the days when the commercials weren't so lame? I'll watch for the one or two jewels in the midst of all the garbage.

But I'm one of those people that are really into the actual game, and this is why my Super Bowl party won't be very crowded. I want my beer, my game, and my artery-clogging snacks... and very few distractions.

Obvioulsly (obviously!) I'm an expert on the subject. If you recall, before the season I picked the Green Bay Packers to win this game. So it's no surprise to me that they are playing today. We won't worry about that other team that I picked. In addition to my prophecy, I'm taking the Packers today because I'm a bit of a Packers fan. For some reason, years ago I latched on to this team and they became my second favorite NFL franchise. I am actually rooting with my heart today, and I'm pretty excited.

BBWF's emotional and probably useless Super Bowl prediction:

Packers 23, Steelers 17

I have proven myself to be an authority on football, but I have another area of expertise, and I give you abundant evidence of this, courtesy of Southern Charms.

Bella (she's a Steelers fan)

Enjoy the dirty pics, and have a wonderful Super Sunday.

Later, kids.

Before and After: Megan Fox

Megan

Been a while since we did one of these, but I think we have a good one here. Every so often, BBWF examines what a skinny celeb might look like if they were a bit fluffier. Curvy porn models serve as our after shots. It's kind of a fantasy reverse Biggest Loser. This particular entry is unique in that the model in question has undergone a transformation of her own. Carmella Bing has put on a few pounds, and every single one of them looks amazing.

If you look below, you'll see that Carmella's new fleshier self looks like a slightly more voluptified version of Megan Fox.

Before:

After:

Some bonus shots:

Before:

After:

Not sure if it's because I like big girls or not, but I never understood the fascination with Megan. Whatever.

Check out Carmella's update from Plumperpass. It's fantastic, and one of the most popular ever on that site.

Later.

Just when I think I'm out...

Carmella

... they pull me back in. Recent developments at my fave porn site, plumperpass.com have moved me to once again become a paying customer. My love of porn is waning significantly, and this is the reason the blog is in it's last phase of life, but some of the latest updates from PP are so interesting that I just couldn't completely stay away. Just minutes before making this post, I renewed my membership.

Today's update, which features a bigger and deffer Carmella Bing, is the one that made me finally break my fat girl porn hunger strike. Apparently, Carmella has recently had a baby and has been transformed from voluptuous porn starlet into full-fledged BBW vixen. I'm no feeder, but I'd be lying if I said that seeing the extra curvage doesn't put a huge smile on my face. Carmella's update is fantastic. She is a true porn star, and it's great to see someone her size with her skill level. Check out some before and after pics below.

I'm thinking Carmella will get back down to her fighting weight as soon as possible, so this PP material could be a rare classic. We'll see.

Dors

Getting beautiful British model Dors Feline was a real coup for PP, and I nearly fell out of my chair when I saw this update. The photos in the shoot are unbelievable, but in true Dors fashion, she does little in the video other than looking pretty and playing with those epic boobs. No strange porno cocks are gonna touch that bod. When you're as gorgeous as Dors, you can do whatever the fuck you want. Here are a few more shots:

Dors looks amazing as always, but I'm hoping she goes back to the shorter hair.

Saph

Sapphire made another appearance recently on BBWsGoneBlack (you know, Black day). This is my fave of the new crop of scenes because it brought back a funny memory. A few years ago, Ms. Chuck's brother, a homosexual, sold me a PC for $300. Pretty good deal for an underpowered Windows machine, and even though I wanted a Mac, I was happy to get it. When I looked through some of the computer's folders, I came across some, um... interesting video clips. It was enlightening on multiple fronts: for the first time, I saw what it looked like for well hung black dudes to fuck each other in the mouth and ass, and any denial that Ms. Chuck's family had about this guy's sexual preferences could be finally put to rest. I never mentioned those clips to anyone, and I never gave Ms Chuck's brother any shit about it... I mean, he goes about 6'4", 230. I love the gays anyway, so it was no biggie.

One of the guys in those gay clips was Biggz (above), who gets the privilege of fucking Saph in the new update, and his membership on the other team may explain his apparent disinterest in the PP vid. Most of the comments on the video talk about how awful he is in the scene. Now we know why (maybe). Biggz does have a huge cock, there's no denying that, regardless of the holes he uses it on. I'm getting a little off the beaten path here, but Saph looks her usual beautiful, pale, freckled self, and we have a few more shots below:

With all this new porn in my life, I'm probably going to masturbate soon. Life has been so busy for me lately that I haven't even had much time for that. Truly a shame.

I hope you enjoy the pics, and join Plumperpass today, it's worth it.

Chuck is back...

No, not me. I'm always here, and I ain't goin nowhere... well, not yet anyway. I'm talking about Charlie Cooper. She gets two cocks (still probably not enough to handle this woman) in a recent Plumperpass update, and looks incredible doing it.

I also thought we'd include a mysterious clip that surfaced recently. Panhype brought us some intel on this late last year. The clip features Chuck fucking some lucky young man. It's the usual fuck and suck with some kink thrown in. There is some cute little bondage play at the beginning and Charlie smokes throughout the romp (apparently smoking is a thing). The clip shows Charlie in her natural state with no makeup or fancy lingerie, and I think she looks better in this amateurish grainy clip than in any of her glam'd up shoots for the major BBW porn outfits. It's illegally uploaded, I'm sure, so I feel the requisite amount of guilt for posting it here, but fuck it. I hope you enjoy.

Later, kids.

It's been too long...

... just sayin.