Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Bethany Jo


Okay, we'll keep this post simple. The lady in the pics is Bethany Jo. Bethany Jo is perfect.







She's one Southern Charms' best offerings. Join her site today.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Some Monday Morning Masturbation, with Isabelle


Isabelle

The holidays can be a real blessing, but even though we get some good gifts, and eat great food, and enjoy time with those we love, this holiday stuff can take its toll. I think some of you could probably use a release. Let's follow Isabelle's lead, shall we?




Ahhh... much better.

Thank you, Score Group.

Friday, December 24, 2010

For The Pervy Last Minute Shoppers

Jade

Okay, it's 6pm Central Time on Christmas Eve. most of the stores are already closed, and you haven't gotten anything for a certain man in your life. What the fuck are you gonna do? Well, for the pervier gentlemen in your life (you know who they are), it still may not be too late to make their holiday a special one. I'll pass along a few of my favorite sexy websites. Memberships to these sites are some of the best gifts that I've given myself through the years, and they make for excellent ways to share the Christmas spirit.

Mrs. Siren (Not a BBW, but her site... and her ass... is worth the price of admission)

Dawn Marie (You won't find a better source for hot amateur MILF porn)

Jade (one of the hottest women I've ever seen... seriously. Her group fuck with Desiree Devine and Platinum Puzzy is an instant classic. You should pay to see it.)

Plumperpass (My fave site. This pic says it all. Join now to take advantage of their Christmas special. It is a real bargain)


XLgirls (Analee is featured in their most recent update. Some of the highest quality photo and video content in the BBW porn world can be found there)

Click on the pics to visit the sites, and give the gift of porn today. I know the man in your life will probably appreciate this more that some ugly ass tie.

Also BBWF wishes each and every one of you motherfuckers a happy, safe, and appallingly blessed Christmas (or whatever you celebrate)!

Later.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Bowl Season, The true ESPN hotties, and a Last Minute Gift Idea...

Jemele Hill (duh)

As the lack of posts here lately would suggest, I have other things on my mind besides fat girl porn. Not many things, mind you (there's not a whole lot of room up there), but I have other interests. One of those things is sports, and I happen to be a pretty big college football guy. Bowl season began this past weekend (I know, I didn't watch those games either), so I thought I'd acknowledge that today, and I thought I'd use this opportunity to salute some of the best reporters in the sports world in the process.

ESPN possesses an arsenal of lovely female reporters, but primarily one lady, Erin Andrews, is given sex symbol status. I thought it was telling that with every image search that I did for each of the ladies in this post, a photo of Erin came up. Consequently many of the females in ESPN's lineup that may not have a single-digit dress size are overlooked. Of course, they may be respected in the field of journalism, but I think it's time for someone to subject these ladies to the same objectification that is usually reserved for the skinny sideline hotties. I'm a BBW lover, and I am never phased when Erin is strutting her emaciated body around on gameday. But when curvy little Holly Rowe is doing a game, I'll stick around, even if it's teams I don't care about.

I'm actually at home right now watching First Take on ESPN2, and co-host Dana Jacobson and guest Jemele Hill are lighting up the screen. As Jemele argues with douche Skip Bayless, I can't help but notice how amazing she looks this morning. Her hair is just gorgeous today! So, without going all creepy porn guy, I want to show my appreciation for not only the professionalism and grace with which these women do their job, but I want to proclaim to the world (well, at least the BBW porn watching world) that these ladies are freaking hot. Below we have a few more pics. I pray that I've done this in good taste, and I hope you enjoy.

Jemele again (smart women are sexy!)

Dana Jacobson

Rachel Nichols (those eyes! You knew a redhead would make the list.)


Holly Rowe

Linda Cohn (truly passionate sports fan, New Yorker, marriage material)


Like I stated above, I am a big college football fan, and the bowl season is generally pretty exciting for me. One of my two teams is actually in a pretty prestigious bowl this time, so yay.

College football is awesome, but this awesomeness too often overshadows the fact that the highest level of the sport is run by some pretty shady people. This is the reason that the silly BCS system is still firmly in place even though no sane person can argue that a playoff wouldn't be a better option. Dan Wetzel's book, Death to the BCS: The Definitive Case Against the Bowl Championship Series, is the most comprehensive and convincing case against the BCS ever laid out. Every college football fan should read this. You'll never look at the sport the same way again, and you may even begin to lose faith in the people who run major universities across the nation, but it is a must read. It is journalism at it's very best, as well as an example of lively and stylish writing. And incidentally, it makes a very nice last minute holiday gift for the college football fan that you love.

But again, the awesomeness of the sport of football trumps all, and though the bowl season features maybe 3 or 4 games out of 35 that may arouse interest in those of us who didn't attend the schools in question or aren't blood relatives or sex partners of the players, it's still great. Utah plays Boise State tomorrow, and if Ms. Chuck's parents weren't coming over tomorrow night to totally ruin what would’ve been a nice evening have dinner with us, I would probably be watching.

So there you go. I'll try to squeeze in another post before Christmas, but no promises.

Oh, alright here's a little porn, since it's been a while...




Just some nice natural sex with a stunning woman. Beautiful, no?

Later kids.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

The Other Holiday

This is of course, the holiday season, and BBWF acknowledges all of the various special celebrations that take place during this time: Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years Day, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa (yeah, I don't know what that is either), and even Festivus.

Tomorrow is another day that we'll acknowledge (seriously), because in many ways it affects the porn industry, and even drives it in many ways. December 17th is International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers. Women who work in the sex industry have to deal with many issues, and unfortunately violence is one of the most prevalent. I won't bore you with my thoughts on prostitution, but I felt that it was incumbent upon me to at least acknowledge this today. Some of my favorite people that I have encountered online, a few very sexy, intelligent women work as escorts, and I'd like to do my small part in bringing awareness to this issue. Below we have some info about a few of these ladies.





Also, it may surprise you, though it shouldn't, that some of your favorite BBW starlets have done escort work as well, including legends Lisa Sparxx and Maria Moore (below), who has said that she truly enjoyed it when she did it in the past.

Maria

Cherokee

Desiree Devine



Reyna Cruz


That's it, kids. I'll also pass along a very helpful website that will give you a wealth of knowledge about this day of awareness.

Later.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Blow Me!

Candace

I'm thinking of ending all future BBWF posts with the phrase "Day #(insert number here) without a blow job." I would give you the number of days since my last lollipop, but I honestly can't even remember the last time Ms. Chuck took me into her mouth. I have finally come to the realization that I will be spending rest of my life with a woman (albeit a beautiful, intelligent, sexy woman) who just doesn't like sucking dick.

Porsche

Don't misinterpret this, I'm not putting my baby on blast here. She's by far the best lover I've ever had. Which brings to mind another question: Can a person be the best lover of your life if they neglect one of your most important needs? And if a person from your sexual past did one specific thing really really well in the sack... like fellatio, for example... does that automatically make them the better lover? I won't dwell on those questions, but I really wish my Lady would go oral on me more often. Again, Ms. Chuck doesn't suck in the sack (bad choice of words on multiple levels, I know), she's actually pretty dirty when she wants to be and she gets pretty unruly if she goes too long without getting fucked, I just want my dick sucked. By a woman who WANTS to suck it. I'm allowed to say that, right?

Amber

I know that someone will read this and suggest that I should simply ask for what I want. This is a good idea, and I have thought about this. And I will do it eventually. My baby always aims to please, and a little gentle coaching and honest communication always pays off. If I go to Ms. Chuck and say "Hey Ms. Chuck (yes, that's what I call her at home), I'd really appreciate it if you wrapped those big pouty lips around my dick tonight," I'm sure I would be getting my wish within seconds. But I don't want that. I want this woman to come over to me, jump in front of the TV, or take my Macbook away, or snatch my Blackberry out of my hands (you get the picture, interrupt my little boring ass life), remove her top, strip my bottom half, and suck the life out of me. I want her to understand that this would drive me wild, that this is what I want. WITHOUT ME TELLING HER.

Francesca

"Well, Chuck, how the fuck is she supposed to know this?" Really? Women don't know this?? They don't know that we love getting our cock smoked? Women could give BJs in lieu of Christmas and birthday gifts every year and no man would complain. Sheesh! Dudes pay hundreds of dollars everyday just to have a broad do this to them!

Simone

Sorry, I'll stop shouting. I am beginning to understand that Ms. chuck is just not that into the penis. I mean, she likes the way it feels inside of her, but she clearly doesn't find it very aesthetically pleasing. I happen to think my dick is rather nice, I've even been told as much in the past (There's actually a pic of it on the interwebs. A fictional prize goes to the person who finds it). Hell, If I was a chick, I'd suck it.

Pink Kandi

While I wait for Ms. Chuck to come across some article in Cosmo or to see some "real housewife" broach the subject and wake up, I have gathered some great shots of beautiful ladies on the job. Hope you enjoy.

April

Emma

Dawn

Dani

Carly

Simone again (from her latest Plumperpass shoot, which is awesome)


Jane

Sapphire


I welcome your suggestions for my little issue, but please, I'm not gonna simply tell her about it, at least not yet, I want her to just "get it," to get me. And no, I'm not gonna give any subtle or not so subtle hints like pushing her head south. And yes, my balls are clean. I need to know how to get a woman to want to please me in that way, if that's possible at all. And I will be counting the days for the duration of this blow job drought, and I will keep you updated.

Later, kids.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Happy Birthday, Ivy!


Ivy

Just wanted to send out birthday wishes to Ivy (hotfattygirl). She's one of the cutest women ever, and everyone at BBWF (me) hopes that her day is a special one. I love Ivy's Ivyness: her plump body, those tats, the glasses, and those cute, weirdly sexy faces she makes in her photos. She's one of my faves, even if I don't rave about her as much as I do with others.


Later, kids.