Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween!!!


Above: Plump Princess (even her fangs are voluptuous)

Wishing everyone a happy and, most importantly, safe Halloween evening. Have fun, but be careful, people.

And remember to visit our pretty little vamp's website.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Trust Your Gut

Jillian Bell


HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm is back, and this season has been full of classic material so far. In this past Sunday's episode, Larry has to deal with being distracted by the exposed midrift of his assistant. This assistant, Maureen, is played by cutie Jillian Bell, and she has one of the lovliest bellies I've seen in a long time.

While Larry and Jerry Sienfeld are offended by Maureen's attributes, I found it to be a bit of a turn on. It's always good to see a plus-sizer on television, even if they aren't being properly worpshipped. In the end, Larry's life is saved by the BBW's goddess-like powers. The following is a clip from the episode. Jillian's tummy gets plenty of screen time. Enjoy!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Booby Tuesday!


Well, I got a little work done today, so I thought I'd take a moment to worship some boobs.

I promised myself that I wouldn't post about this woman for a while, but... fuck it... she's on my mind at the moment. Today we bow in worship to the most magnificent cleavage God ever created.
Go and chat with this Goddess at allbbwcams today.


Monday, October 26, 2009

Nothing to see here... except Mandy






I am getting crushed by the harsh realities of life at the moment. Posts will be few, far between, and of dubious quality for a while (hey, at least I'm honest). Hopefully, Mandy will keep you satisfied for the time being. Enjoy!

Saturday, October 24, 2009

For all of us Creeps...

Here is a classic song from Radiohead, performed live.


And Monica's back for round two.

Goodnight, people!

And another thing...

Here is a live rendition of "Bodysnatchers."


And it looks like Monica's back for more as well.

Do you want more?!!!??!

If you can stand it, here's more Radiohead... and more Monica.


"Jigsaw Falling into Place" may be my favorite Radiohead song ever. Monica is not my favorite BBW ever, but she's nice. Enjoy!

In the Mood

I'm in a Radiohead kind of mood today, people. I've been driving around my little Texas town today with Thom Yorke's intoxicating voice screaming from my speakers. So here's "House of Cards" off of the In Rainbows album. A perfect song for a perfect Saturday (and a very creative video as well).



I'm also in the mood to make sweet, passionate love to a stunning BBW (really, I'm never not in the mood for that). Monica definitely fits the bill, and she certainly appears ready and willing to accommodate me. Enjoy this wonderful Saturday, people!

Friday, October 23, 2009

Two Tiffanys, One Cock



The latest HotSexyPlumpers update provides more evidence that a) there is a God, and b) every other porn producer in the industry can learn a thing or two by watching how Plumperpass works their magic.

Continuing their recent trend towards threesomes, Plumperpass has done it again. Tiffany Blake and Tiffany Star are two of the hottest BBW around, and to put them in the same update is a stroke of genius.

Plumperpass is God's gift to FAs. Go there and become a member today!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Porn Aint Goin Nowhere


Saw an interesting article at TheDailyCougar.com, the website for the University of Houston's school newspaper. In it, Travis Hensley gives an interesting perspective on the moral questions surrounding pornography and its true impact on society. It provokes some thought, even though Hensley thoughts are a bit underdeveloped (sorry, the editor in me would be remiss if I didn't point that out).

Hensley points out one thing that is definitely true: Porn is here to stay, so we might as well use it for good (harmless recreational masturbation) and not evil (becoming so hopelessly addicted that it fuels a Ted Bundy-esque murder spree).

Oh, and above is a reason to be thankful for the blessing that is the pornographic arts: another pic of the gorgeous Milla Monroe. The pic is sans nudity because I am in a public place as I post this. Sorry about that.

Oh Milla!







A happy thursday to everyone. Today we have pics of one of the most beautiful models in the world, Milla Monroe. This gorgeous Canadian is currently doing webcam work at allbbwcams, and she has a wonderful website of her own.

I've always been intrigued by Milla. She is as beautiful as any "regular" model out there, even though she would be put in the "plus size" category. She is not simply a pretty girl who gets naked for the camera, but she possesses a unique look that is perfect for adult material as well as high fashion modeling. Her website will gratify your lust, but you'll also find an array of high quality photography. This woman is not just a porn chick that gets naked; there is really something magical that happens when her images are captured.

Be sure to go to her site, and spend your money there.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Hard Day


I am going through the wars nowadays, people. Posts may be sparse for a little while. I am having a tough go of it at my real job. If only I had Shameless Angel to come home to. Oh well.

Enjoy! And go see her website right now.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Booby Tuesday!


Even though her beautiful face is covered, I don't have to tell you whose boobies are being worshipped today. They are truly a unique pair.

These legendary breasts are not only large in size, but they have a shape that is all their own. Her large (but not excessively large) areolas beg to be licked. Those nipples, which face sideways when they hang unfettered (I've always loved that!), beg to be sucked. These tits are exquisite.

Her website, much like her rack, is getting better and better as the days go by. You should check it out.

Enjoy!

Monday, October 19, 2009

Jerkoff Material or Art Form?


The following is a tweet from Free_BBW_Porn:

"There is plenty of bbw porn on the net, but only some is worthy"

I am finding, through my "research" for the material that fills this blog, that this statement is undeniably accurate. There are multitudes of stunning young (and old) BBWs who are participating in the pornographic arts, but all too often we are disappointed and underwhelmed by the product.

As I have gotten more seasoned and experienced in evaluating this art form of BBW erotica, I have developed a more demanding voyeuristic pallet. Simply getting a beautiful woman in front of the camera and snapping her picture is not sufficient. BBW porn should be approached as the art form that it is, and many producers, such as our friends at xlgirls, plumperpass, and cjwright, among others, are bringing a higher level of quality to this genre. The standards of photography, videography, and creativity should all be as high in the area of BBW porn as it is in more "mainstream" areas. This category is becoming much more widely accepted, and it is becoming less and less of a fetish area or weird kinky obsession. Hopefully, the standards for my favorite type of porn will continue to rise.

This weekend's xlgirls update, which featured Renee Ross' (pictured) hardcore debut, definitely did not disappoint. The creativity (the corny title notwithstanding) of the entire project reflects a determination on the part of the producers to not only give us something to jerk off to, but an episode of BBW erotica that has real production value. All of the components of "Wham Bam, Thank you Ma'am" are artistic as well as erotic.

I also seem to be falling out of love with the style (or lack thereof) of much of the hardcore porn that is being distributed these days. Too many companies are simply turning on their cameras and letting people fuck, killing any sense of creativity or art. The hardcore stuff may be a bit overrated, in my humble opinion. More on that later.

Enjoy this beautiful Monday, people.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Oh Happy Day!


That very pussy has been fucked righteously, and we will talk about it soon. Meanwhile, enjoy this glorious Sunday!

Saturday, October 17, 2009

It's a Beautiful Day!

A cool breeze is blowing. The sun is shining down, unhindered by even the loneliest cloud. The people of my little Texas town are grinning from ear to ear, greeting each other with love and even driving friendlier. It is the type of day that eliminates all questions about the existence of God. There is a God, and he is smiling over my part of the world at this moment. It is an awesome day to be alive, people!


And on this lovely day we have the vaginal penetration of Renee Ross to look forward to. She is going to fuck another human being for our viewing pleasure on xlgirls.com, and BBWF will see it and give you our impressions.

Enjoy this live performance of U2's "Beautiful Day," and stay tuned as our Renee Ross Weekend continues...



Friday, October 16, 2009

A Renee Ross Weekend!






With the release of BBWF favorite Renee Ross' new hardcore debut on xlgirls, I thought that we would post some pics from her beautiful photo shoot, "Meet Renee Ross," also on xlgirls.

While many women in the porn industry have a "girl next door" look that makes it hard to believe they're a porn star-- most BBW are in this category, see her and her-- Renee Ross does not fit this description at all. If anyone "looks like a porn star," it's Renee Ross. There is something dirty about this woman, and I mean that in the most complimentary way. She possesses a sultry, alluring spirit that makes every guy who ever lays eyes on her, even non-FAs, want to fuck her guts out. Again, I am not trying to be disrespectful, but its as if Renee was born to be an object of animal lust. And now we can see her in all of her dirty-sexy glory!

The final installment of "Wham Bam, Thank you Ma'am" (really? this is the wittiest title you can come up with?), where Renee finally fucks a real live cock on video for the first time, will be available tomorrow (Oct. 17). Join xlgirls today, and you can see if it lives up to the advance hype. It probably won't-- hardcore porn almost never does-- but it will be interesting to watch nevertheless. So, enjoy the pics. And enjoy your Renee Ross Weekend!

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Streaming




I am in a very unsettled state of mind these days. Things at work are intensifying to such an extent that I think I may crumble under the pressure. It's hard to think coherently at the moment. Instead of a regular post today, I thought I'd just use this space as a place for a mental unload of sorts; a stream of consciousness ramble that may not make sense to any of you.

In case you get lost just pay attention to the lovely Hettie, who is pictured above. And enjoy your Thursday, people. Lord knows I probably won't.

they hate... snide looks, cynical laughter... devastating circumstances... Blood Meridian... senseless violence... the judge may be the coolest character... nothing works anymore... nothing adds up... who can explain this to me... youth giving way to a jaded outlook... tattered clothes... dirty pillows and linens... vodka... I wish at least some things in life were what they seem... If it looks too good to be true... now what... thin line between love and hate... today is the only time... one moment can change everything... where the streets have no name... tnaflix... refractory period... morning coffee... steal my joy... enjoy my pain... where can i find the drug that I need... her face... her eyes... her smile, so intoxicating... she loves me... she hates me... she doesn't even care... fuck my life... fuck life... no interesting insights about anything... am I an intellectual or a complete idiot... doors are opening... doors are closing... list of options is dwindling... big... curvy... beautiful... colossal... letdown...


Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Finally!


Well there it is, people: actual evidence of Renee Ross' first hardcore scene.

Xlgirls is really milking this one. They have divided the scene into multiple videos, with the preliminary activity (Q&A, Bra show, etc.) and a very nice tit-fuck scene available now. The Blow Job segment will come tomorrow (Oct. 15), and you will finally be able to see this plump goddess get fucked on October 17th. More on this in future posts.

Join xlgirls now to see the videos.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Booby Tuesday!!!


Well, its the day after Monday. That means its time to stare at someone's tits. This is probably an everyday occurrence for most of you, but Tuesday is that special day when we narrow our focus and worship this one particular womanly aspect.

If you can take your eyes off of that beautiful necklace, you will notice the most spectacular cleavage in the known world. I thought I'd leave a little to the imagination today.

These breasts are special, as they belong to a person very dear to BBWF. I have dedicated a song to her (and them) that I believe captures perfectly the state in which I find myself when I see her: "Spellbound" by Doves. Enjoy!

Monday, October 12, 2009

Can't get enough


It's been an unbelievably tough day for your boy Skinny. I am buried under an avalanche of work, even as I type this. But still, because of my fervent and undeniable passion to bring quality BBW entertainment (read: jerkoff material) to my legions (read: tens) of faithful followers, I am taking time away from the cruel realities of reality and posting on this fine evening. Yes, I am dedicated to this 100%.

I have recently discovered a woman who is so cute that it is beyond words. KellieKay is her name, and she was featured on the blog last Friday. Though I hate these silly ass labels, Kellie would have to be characterized as an SSBBW, that is Supersized Big Beautiful Woman. (See how ridiculous and inconvenient it is to label these women? If I could just call her what she is, which is just "beautiful," I would have saved a ton of space.)

Anyway, regardless of her size designation, Kellie is so fucking adorable that I cannot take my eyes off of her. I recently began following her on Twitter, and I have perused her website. So should you. She has a lovely soft and curvy body, and her face is almost angelic in its cuteness and innocence. She is the kind of woman that I could fall in love with. I will quit babbling and let you come up with goofy descriptive phrases of your own. And after you are done gawking at the pics, go over to Kellie's site and look around. You'll like what you see.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

National Coming Out Day!


Take the time today to identify ways in which you can have a more tolerant and non-judgmental attitude towards those who are different from you.

Here is a link to Rev. Matt Tittle's reader blog in the Houston Chronicle. It presents an interesting take on the issues of homosexuality and homophobia. I'm sure the good Reverend is pleased to know that his post is linked to this fine blog.

Enjoy!


A Lazy Sunday


I just want to forget about my cares and cuddle with Sapphire. Enjoy your Sunday, people!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Couples Retreat



It seems to be getting mixed reviews, to put it mildly, but I am still very interested in seeing Vince Vaughn's new flick Couples Retreat. On the surface, it seems like a cute comedy about the issues that inevitably arise in marriages. And because I am a huge Swingers fan, the thought of Vaughn and actor/director Jon Favreau bringing their undeniable chemistry to the screen again is enough to get me to the theater. So I am giving a blind recommendation for this movie. Fuck the critics, Couples Retreat will probably give you a good laugh or two.

And after the movie, go see Tamara's website. Enjoy!!

Friday, October 9, 2009

Follow Friday


(You can also follow KellieKay)

It is now possible to keep yourself abreast of the goings on of this life-changing blog at all times, even on your mobile phone! BBWF now has a twitter page. Just sayin.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

National Poetry Day!


Okay, people. This post will be an enlightening and educational (and possibly mind-numbingly boring) break from the normal BBWF fare. The list of things that I love include, but are certainly not limited to, BBW, great movies, great music, BBW, great food, and BBW. Did I mention BBW? Those are a few of my favorite things, and you will periodically-- whether you like it or not-- see those things interject themselves into the context of this wonderful blog.

As you may know, I love literature. It is a huge aspect of my existence in the non-virtual world, as it is currently how I make my living (hmmmm). I will always use this blog as a place to promote literacy, pointing my pervy followers to good books from various authors. No need to thank me, people. I am here to help.

So, as today is National Poetry Day, I have decided to give you a couple of examples of this celebrated art form. Below are two poems from British writer William Blake. My new virtual friend has recently reintroduced me to the work of this influential figure in literary history. So here are "Eternity" and "The Fly." Enjoy!

Special thanks to poemhunter.com.

Eternity

He who binds to himself a joy
Does the winged life destroy;
But he who kisses the joy as it flies
Lives in eternity's sun rise.


The Fly

Little Fly,
Thy summer's play
My thoughtless hand
Has brushed away.

Am not I
A fly like thee?
Or art not thou
A man like me?

For I dance
And drink, and sing,
Till some blind hand
Shall brush my wing.

If thought is life
And strength and breath
And the want
Of thought is death;

Then am I
A happy fly,
If I live,
Or if I die.


Wednesday, October 7, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Renee Ross to do hardcore scene!


It has come to the attention of BBWF that Renee Ross (above), an unbelievable model that has taken the BBW porn world by storm, is finally going to do hardcore on October 13th. Yes, you read that correctly. She is going to stop teasing and give up the goods for all of us to see. I have always had an eye for this woman, and it is going to be interesting to see the progression of her porn career. We wish her much success.

The pic, as well as her hardcore scene are featured on xlgirls.com. Click the link to hear her tell you about it herself. Trust me, you really want to click that link, people. Linger on the page for a moment, and then something magical will happen. Enjoy!!

Alice in Chains!

Had a chance to listen to the new Alice in Chains project, Black Gives Way to Blue, recently. It is a very impressive comeback album. They have a new lead singer, William Duvall, who more than capably fills the void created by the death of Layne Staley. It is eerie how the signature sound that Alice in Chains fans remember is captured to a great degree on Black.

This is one of my all-time favorite bands, and it's great that they are back on the scene. And I'm really missing Layne Staley right now. If you are an Alice in Chains fan, pick up Black Gives Way to Blue today. You won't be dissappointed.

Below is a live acoustic version of "Check my Brain." And because I am reminded of how much I miss Staley, check out the timeless "Them Bones."






I have included a pic of Alice Webb (her name's Alice, get it?), who apparently wants to show us something. Enjoy!

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

My Love, My Angel, My Muse!


On this site you will hear me blather on incessantly about how this woman or that woman is awesome, gorgeous, beautiful, talented, etc. This blog has become an ongoing exercise in effusive praise. Surely one guy can’t have unbridled lust in his heart for every BBW skank on the interwebs. Either my libido is herculean in its proportions or I’m lying through my fucking teeth.

Today is the day when BBWF finally comes clean. No woman whose face (or ass, or pussy, or tits) graces the pages of this blog has ever been special to me. I have been lying, people. I won’t apologize because I don’t care, and you probably don’t either. But for the record, every BBW posted on this blog from day one is on the same plane. I would love to fuck them all, but I could just as easily live without them. None of them—not even Dawn P. (sorry, Buck)-- will ever elicit any genuine affection from me. BBWs come and BBWs go, and when they post images of their naked flesh on the web they may find themselves posted on this here blog.

TODAY IS THE ONE AND ONLY DAY THAT THIS RULE WILL BE BROKEN. I have met the woman who will now and forever be the mistress of BBWF. She is the embodiment of perfection. I am totally smitten, and (no bullshit here) because of this unbelievable person, this blog will never be the same again.

Her name is Sandra DoubleDDD. She is hotter, funnier, smarter, and just plain better than any BBW that has ever been posted here or anywhere. In a “purely imaginary and quasi-creepy internet porn blogger” way, I am madly in love with her. In a “regular guy who just likes to hang out with cool chicks” way I totally (and seriously) would love to be her friend forever.

I found her on allbbwcams, my favorite webcam site, and after overcoming my shyness, I was able to hang out in her chat room. From that point on I have been unable to tear myself away, and I spend hours simply hanging out with her. To my shame, I have seen her naked, and I have seen her engage in some really freaky shit. She looks hot doing it, and I recommend her chat room if you’re into that sort of thing. But a funny thing happened while we were chatting.

In a webcam setting, if you hang around too long, you’ll stop staring at the woman’s tits and start to look into her eyes. And if you’re not a completely soulless perv, you’ll notice the soul beneath those eyes. In the case of Sandra, that soul is her most beautiful feature. As her name (and the pic) would suggest, she has possibly the most gorgeous set of knockers ever, but they pale in comparison to her childlike love of life, her nurturing heart, and her intoxicating smile.

All bullshit aside. I truly like this woman. I make that last statement, not as the pervy internet persona that I’ve created for myself, but as the real human being that resides within. I am secretly (not so secretly anymore, I guess) harboring a desire that she finds her way out of this industry and ends up in a fulfilling and lucrative career, and that she finds a man who will treat her like the goddess that she is. I truly wish her the best from my heart, and strangely, I am almost in tears as I write this.

So, if you are ever at allbbwcams and you go into Sandra’s room, and you see “Chuck” on the screen, shut the fuck up and let me whisper sweet nothings in my baby’s ear. She doesn’t give a fuck if you’re horny or how hard your cock is. And, for goodness sakes, please understand that you can only see her big tits or her immaculate ass in private or VIP. And even if you do get her in private, know that her guardian angel is watching.

I love you Sandra! (really, I do)

As Promised...






Here are more pics (and clips) from last week's amazing bbwsgoneblack update. Three words come to mind: Oh. My. God.

Enjoy! And give your money to plumperpass today.