Sunday, May 22, 2011

Marry me, Melissa!

Melissa (and the cutest dimples ever)

It's been a long time since I gave you pervs a good blogging, so I thought I'd drop a quickie on you...





I recently saw the film Bridesmaids, and since it is without question the best film in theaters at the moment (the new Pirates is pretty good as well... don't believe the critics), I think you should as well. It is a romantic comedy wrapped in a chick flick wrapped in a gross-out slapstick flick wrapped in a buddy movie (wrapped in an enigma?).

Whatever category you assign it to, the film is just funny, and it's great to see skinny little Kristen Wiig (a big celeb crush of mine, believe it or not) in a leading role. The movie also provides a great opportunity for my primary celebrity crush to shine as well, and Melissa McCarthy steals every single scene that she's in. Though Wiig and co-star Mya Rudolph are the principles in this flick, it is McCarthy's Megan that makes the movie almost transcendently funny. And even though McCarthy is frumpily clad throughout the film, her sexiness overcomes and makes her stand out among her other female counterparts. When we finally get to see the wedding at the end of the film, McCarthy looks amazing in her bridesmaid dress.

You can thank Ms. Chuck for my crush on Melissa. In the early years of our relationship, she used to make me watch Gilmore Girls every single week. I ended up joining her on the couch every week, not to hear the witty (read: annoyingly convoluted) dialogue of the show, but to lust after Suki. Does that make me a bad person?

This film isn't just a chance to see a sexy fat girl run around the screen, however. This is a smartly written comedy that brings legitimate laughter. This probably doesn't make sense, but Bridesmaids makes you laugh at things you don't usually laugh at, the writers have avoided the comedic cliches that plague many would-be funny movies and elicit groans instead of guffaws. And it also provides a very realistic look at weddings and the sometimes painful process leading up to them. The movie is not without its flaws (it's a bit anti-climactic, and feels very long), but it will probably go down as the funniest movie of the year, even with another Hangover on deck.

Here's a quick tip. Do not go to the bathroom during these three scenes: the engagement party toast, the dress fitting (you REALLY don't want to miss that one), and the airplane scene. These scenes are more like SNL skits that seem to go on forever and just keep getting funnier.


But again, McCarthy is the highlight of the film, in my opinion. This may be because I would pay top dollar to watch her read a grocery list, but whatever. We have some random pics of Melissa, some from the movie, others that are just examples of how gorgeous she is.




Those dimples again!




Below are a few Bridesmaids related shots...


Probably the best scene of the movie.



Megan is never scared to show her freaky side.

I'll also throw a little porn in here... this is supposed to be a porn blog after all...


That's Dawn Davenport.

So where have I been? We'll get into that later...

Friday, April 8, 2011

Hey... Look what I found!

Mel

I know I've been quiet here lately (this probably won't change), and for that you can spank me (spankings must come from pretty and sexually loose plus size women), but every time I come across a Melanie Anton clip I like to share. How's that for a convoluted sentence? Anyway, the clip is below; watch it, and do whatever it is you do.



I still love watching this woman. Hope you enjoy it as well.

Later, kids.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

More Candi

Candi

We have a few more shots from Cotton Candi's lovely plumperpass shoot. I really don't have any words for this. Wow...

There is a very informative post about her from the Don that you should check out. I have instantly become one of this gifted lady's biggest fans. Again, wow...











Later, folks.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Classic Rock


Rock Rose

She was one of the BBWs who made me the BBW lover that I am today, and even though I don't see much of her these days, I will never forget that beautiful face, that long blond hair, that mischievous smile that radiated from the pages of her photo spreads. I hope Rock is doing okay nowadays, she seemed like a really fun lady. Below we have what I believe was her only hardcore shoot. I am hoping I am wrong about that, and if you have more info please disclose it in the comment section. In this classic vid, Rock gets all the cock she can handle from part-time BBW slayer Byron Long. She has lots of fun doing it... I hope you have fun watching it, and reliving one of the hotter moments in the career of a BBW legend.



We also have a few pics from the shoot, courtesy of Channel 69 Video:








Later, kids.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!

Cotton Candi

Hey kids. It's been a while... sorry about that. Not to worry, your boy is still keeping a watchful eye on the world of the sexy fat girls (actually I'm not... I'm kinda completely out of touch with this stuff). But I've been busy with real life stuff. Some of it good, some of it painfully annoying.

My weekly plumperpass check yielded something awesome this morning. Gorgeous BBW Cotton Candi is featued today in a hardcore scene, and it looks like it may be a classic. PP is not exactly known for their abundance of BBWs of color, so seeing such a lovely sister featured in update like this certainly deserves a mention here. I hope this will be one of many shoots to come with this lady. With her 46M (46M!!!) tits, she has the natural gifts to excell in this business.



I promise I won't let so much time pass between posts again.

Friday, March 4, 2011

The Cat's Meow

Meow

She has some of the most uniquely awesome tits in BBW porn. She has a delicious tummy. She has a lovely British accent. And now I have finally learned that she is an utterly fantastic lay. Meow 34JJ is also a very sweet person, by all accounts, so it's great to see her in action again, and we wish her the best.

Plumperpass is beginning to outdo itself on a weekly basis, and today's new shoot is no different. Meow (and some dude) have the downloadable sexy time for all of us to see, and the footage that I've seen is beautiful. The UK players in the PP realm almost never disappoint. Those Euros is nasty, and God bless them for it.




Even if it's just to see Meow get dirty, it's probably worth it.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Eden 38DD update: Fuck you, TMZ


Just in case you FAs out there had the mistaken notion that the world is finally beginning to understand that women don't have to be skinny to be beautiful, go over to TMZ and read their story about Eden 38DD's weight gain. Pay particular attention to the comments section. As you might imagine, I'm offended. Click the pic to see the story.

BBWF would like to wish Eden the very best in her future endeavors (porn and otherwise), and to affirm the FACT that she is a truly beautiful women, regardless of her dress size.

A big "fuck you" to TMZ for "breaking" this story. Of course BBWF got the scoop, long before they did.

Later, kids.