Are you ready for some football?

(pictured: noted Steeler fan, Eric (see the tattoo) as he gets ready to pound De De Bloom, the lovely and gratuitously placed Simone in full masturbation mode)

Well, its that time of year again.  I finally get to enjoy my second favorite sport (next to porn, of course).  Another season brings great expectations for NFL fans everywhere (except in Detroit).  Yours truly is no different. 

 Be sure to check out Eric's Steelers as they kick the living shit out of my least favorite team in the league tonight on NFL network.  

As if you care, I will now go on the record with my predictions for the season.

AFC  

Division Winners

East-Patriots  

West-Chargers

North-Steelers

South-Titans

Wild Cards

Colts

Ravens

NFC

Division Winners

East-Eagles

West-Seahawks

North-Packers

South-Panthers

Wild Cards

Vikings

Giants

Super Bowl Matchup: Packers v. Titans (Fuck you, Bud Adams)

Champion: Green Bay Packers

There you go, people.  Your NFL predictions from a bbw porn freak.  I hope my expert opinion enables you to win office pools and multi-game parlays everywhere.