(pictured: noted Steeler fan, Eric (see the tattoo) as he gets ready to pound De De Bloom, the lovely and gratuitously placed Simone in full masturbation mode)
Be sure to check out Eric's Steelers as they kick the living shit out of my least favorite team in the league tonight on NFL network.
As if you care, I will now go on the record with my predictions for the season.
Super Bowl Matchup: Packers v. Titans (Fuck you, Bud Adams)
Champion: Green Bay Packers
There you go, people. Your NFL predictions from a bbw porn freak. I hope my expert opinion enables you to win office pools and multi-game parlays everywhere.