Had a bad day:
-Hard day trying to study. I felt completely lost in class.
-A silly bitch got it into her head that I was looking at her, and because I am skinnyuglyguy, she instantly thought I was obsessed with her. She now watches me incessantly. Bitch, I was not looking at you! Even as a guy who watches tons of porn, and has a blog to prove it, I would never even think about a bitch like you in that way. This bitch is certainly not ugly, but I am simply not at all interested.
Anyway, since I can't say it to her face (I'm really a nice guy), I will say it here:
FUCK YOU, YOU SELF-ABSORBED, EGOTISTICAL BITCH!!!!!!!
Oh well. To cheer me up, I have posted some pics of a woman who I am obsessed with: the lovely Maria Moore. Enjoy.