Thursday, January 7, 2010

BCS National Championship... and a sexy fat girl!

As many of you know, tonight is the night that the college football world crowns its champion (however unfairly). The BCS (this stands for Big Crappy System) national championship game is tonight, and it pits the Texas Longhorns against the Alabama Crimson Tide. This a matchup that will get any college football fan hot and wet, regardless of your team affiliation, as these are two of the most storied programs in the sport. Obviously, I am not crazy about how these two teams were picked to play in this game, but I must admit that this is the type of matchup that this game is made for. And I can't wait!

So I'll weigh in with my thoughts and predictions about tonight's game. Even though I will be openly rooting for the boys in burnt orange, I am predicting that Bama will win tonight, but it will be close. Here are three reasons why:

Defensive Lineman Terrence Cody

1. The Alabama Defense: Texas has not faced a team with a defense as good as Alabama all year. The Horns had all kinds of trouble with Nebraska's Ndamukong Suh in the Big 12 championship and barely escaped victorious. They face a Bama defense that has talent in all three phases tonight, and I don't think they will overcome it.


2. Running the Football: With Heisman Trophy winner Mark Ingram, Trent Richardson, and Roy Upchurch, along with a very solid offensive line, the Crimson Tide has a feature in their offense that the Horns simply do not have. Bama has a tremendous advantage in the run game. Texas' biggest offensive weakness may be their dependency on the short passing game as a substitute for a consistent running threat. This may put too much of the burden on Colt McCoy to keep Texas in the game. Also, if Bama manages to get a lead, they'll be able to keep the football away from the Horns.


3. Coaching: While I have a great deal of respect for coach Mack Brown-- he's a god down here-- it is very difficult to pick against Nick Saban when he has so much time to prepare. The reason the folks in Tuscaloosa brought him in and paid him such an obscene amount of money is because he is possibly the most hard-working coach in the country. He also has a very good record in big games, and is considered a better in-game strategist than his counterpart in this game.

BBWF's prediction: Alabama 20, Texas 17

But you don't want to get your football predictions from a BBW porn blog do you? I realize that I have swerved out of my lane here. Below are links to a couple of sites that actually know what the fuck they're talking about.

We also have some shots of rising BBW star Julie Ann More from her recent plumperpass shoot. I am really beginning to fall fast and hard for this stunning redhead. Enjoy!!

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